He Always Was A Leg Man

photo taken October 2009 • title thanks to schatze

one year ago: This Coyote And This Cat!
two years ago: Hillbilly Frisbee

This winner-announcement is so late because I COULD NOT DECIDE and then the day got so beautiful I had to abandon my computer and go bond with my bovines.

However, duty calls:  I love them all all all!
There’s a peg-leg elk out there somewhere…
Quick Draw McPaw!
A Western Leg-end
This land is your land, this leg is my leg!
I’ll see your leg and raise you one.
Possession is nine-tenths of my jaw
Yeah, pilgrim. It’s an elf leg. MY elf leg!
Thievery is punishable by gnawing
Thousand Yard Stare
*If you’re lookin’ for trouble I’ll accommodate ya.”
My Three Left Feet
“Touch my Hoof…You go Poof!”
Double Dare Stare
the good, the bad and the elf leg
“You better watch your ‘elf, buddy”
You feel lucky, punk?
Yes this land belongs to everyone, but this elk leg belongs to me.

• • • First off, please pardon typos and weird punctuation – my power went out Sunday night and when I turned my computer back on, I found my keyboard keys had rearranged themselves!  When I press one key, it types a totally different character.  And I cannot find the apostrophe anywhere. BIZARRE….

Anyway, Charlie looks like he:s on the set of a Western film, ready to duel over his precious elk leg.  It is for you to title this picture – please leave your title, caption, or commentary in the comment section of this post and you:ll be in the running to win an assortment of dinosaur artifacts: a petrified dinosaur bone (I found another piece!) aged 150 million years, and two supersmooth gizzard stones (which I have written about here).

And if anyone knows how to de-poltregeist a keyboard, let me know!

262 Responses to “He Always Was A Leg Man”

  1. E.Jolie Says:

    Howl Softly and Carry a Big Elk Leg

  2. Lana Says:

    Yes this land belongs to everyone, but this elk leg belongs to me.

  3. Suzy Says:

    Stillwatch

  4. Suzy Says:

    Leg Leer

  5. Claudia Says:

    Elk Leg Fight at Wyoming Coyote Bowl

  6. A Says:

    No caption, but hopefully help for your keyboard. It seems your computer has opted for a German keyboard setting, judging by you hitting the apostrophe key and getting a colon instead.

    You’ve got a Mac, right? At the top of your screen, there’s a bar with all sorts of signs. Towards the right side of it, there’s a little flag, which should be German atm. You click on it once, and it opens a menu. Simply choose the American flag instead.

    If you’ve got Windows running, look at the bottom right of your screen. There should be two capital letters somewhere there, probably “DE” atm. Left-click on that and choose “EN” or “EN-US” from the menu. If there aren’t two letters, you have to make your computer show it first: right-click on the task bar, opt for “tool bar” in the menu that appears, and there choose “Language bar” (or some such), and it will give you the two capital letters I mentioned. Proceed from there as described before.

  7. Leffe Says:

    This leg ain’t big enough for the both of us!

  8. Sherri Says:

    Elk leg…..check! Now for the rest of him!

  9. Mike Bailey Says:

    Blue Sky Staredown

  10. Eve Says:

    You feel lucky, punk?

  11. Courtney Says:

    LOVE this picture. LOVE LOVE LOVE!

    “Talk slowly, think quickly.”

    “Go Ahead, Make My Day.”

    “Dare Ya.”

  12. Nancy Latimer Says:

    Red Rover Red Rover, don’t send that Elf back over….

  13. Steven Swanson Says:

    Don’t touch my ‘elf’ leg!

  14. Mary Says:

    You see that butte back there? If you touch my elk leg, you’d better be running in that direction, and FAST!

  15. Kit C Says:

    “It ain’t worth fussin about unless your bone is showin”

    “You better watch your ‘elf, buddy”

    It’s a five leg stand off…

  16. Christy Says:

    Showdown at Big Sky

  17. belle Says:

    DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT !!!!

  18. Maia Says:

    Showdown at the elf leg corral

  19. pam Says:

    I’d give an arm or a leg….

  20. sybann Says:

    “Go ahead. Take my leg”

    (make my day)

  21. GD Says:

    This leg was made for walk’n….

  22. Anonymous Says:

    There must be a whole lotta three-legged elk out there!

  23. Danielle Says:

    Stare-down

    Wild West Show

    You put your elf leg in, you put elf leg out…

    Four and a half legs

    The calm before the storm

  24. Kathy Says:

    Try me!

  25. Rebecca Says:

    Go ahead, make my day.

  26. James Says:

    “I saved you a piece!”

  27. Richard Says:

    “Go ahead touch it,make my day”

  28. Anonymous Says:

    Stare down at the elf leg corral

  29. Dana Says:

    That was me who posted above

  30. J. J. Says:

    I double-dog dare ya!

  31. Di Says:

    Step away from MY elk leg,!

  32. Steve Z Says:

    To Catch a Three-Legged Elk…

  33. Yaara Says:

    “Go back to the shadow. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! You shall not pass! ”

    (Convaluted LOTR/elf reference. Showing my Geek there.)

  34. SuzyS Says:

    Get off my lawn!

    Leg envy.

  35. Emily Says:

    Asking the elk before the attack: “Do you like your leg that way, or do you want it to dangle?”

    I’ve got one leg up on you!

  36. schatze Says:

    He always was a leg man.

  37. Alice Says:

    “You gotta ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” ~Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

  38. Alice Says:

    Stink! Eve beat me and I missed it when I skimmed through

  39. laura Says:

    the good, the bad and the elf leg

    a fistful of elf legs

    for a few elflegs more

    high plains drifter

    the outlaw charlie wales

    unforgiven

    sorry on a classic clint eastwood western flick kick :)

  40. Meredith Says:

    MINE!

  41. Scott Says:

    High on the Elven Plains

  42. BethR Says:

    You want a piece of me!?

  43. BethR Says:

    Best foot forward.

  44. Melinda Says:

    DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT !

  45. BethR Says:

    Just put one foot in front of the other…

  46. Anonymous Says:

    he is out there..somewhere…that 3 legged elf

  47. saxon Says:

    he is out there…somewhere…that 3 legged elf…

  48. Ana_B Says:

    ~ Keeper of the Elf ~

    Really love this photo!

  49. Meghan Says:

    Perfect, a heart shaped elf hoof for Valentines Day. Top that MC!

    I ordered the left rear leg. Are you kidding me with this?

    I’m two years old and this is MINE MINE MINE!

    Is this gluten free?

  50. Karen Says:

    Ancient Coyote Divination Technique: Toss an elk leg into the air and go whichever way the hoof points.

  51. Kim Says:

    Darn, someone already said ‘go ahead, make my day’ (of course in your best Clint Eastwood voice).

    I double-dog dare ya.

    High Plains Drifter

    High noon.

    On the count of 3. Ready? 1…2…! Mine!

  52. pika Says:

    Duel at Diablo

  53. pika Says:

    And, hackles in 3…2…1…

    Or

    Hackles to the future

  54. Dena Says:

    Step away from the elf leg!

  55. Kelly Says:

    Elf Leg Standoff

  56. Aaron Says:

    “El Conquistador”

  57. Heather L Says:

    “Are You Lookin at Me?”

  58. Angela Says:

    Pointing The Way Home

  59. Heather L Says:

    And in this corner Charlie Coyote…..

  60. Dave Says:

    “Talk to the leg”.

  61. Shannon H. Says:

    “Dibs”

    “Example of the use of an apostrophe – Charlie’s Elf Leg”

    Side note – if “A’s” suggestion above doesn’t help your computer, maybe a Java update? Happened to me before.

  62. Heather L Says:

    The Bone of Contention

  63. Heather L Says:

    Bad to the Bone!

  64. Melissa Says:

    Double Dare Stare

  65. Barbara in California Says:

    Go ahead, make my day.

  66. Heather L Says:

    “Touch my Hoof…You go Poof!”

  67. Amy Says:

    My Three Left Feet

  68. Angie P Says:

    Rootin’ for a hoofin

    (BTW.. I think the post above is right about your keyboard switching to German.. when I was in Germany last year.. the keyboards drove me NUTS!) ha Hope yours is fixed now.

  69. cfritz Says:

    The elk leg tells me to go that way

  70. LHays Says:

    The Elk Leg Gang (Charlie is a a definite club member!)

    or

    Walking Tall

    Or

    Coyote of the West

    Or

    Draw

  71. Lisa Says:

    Red Rover, Red Rover, send your elk leg on over!

  72. Brianna Says:

    “My Elf Leg!!!”

  73. Heather L Says:

    Charlie makes it Known…
    No one touches his Bone!

    or

    The Shinbone connected to the Jawbone…..

  74. Barbara Says:

    You’d better not be pulling my leg

  75. Audra Says:

    Walk Softly, And Carry A Big Leg

  76. Jeanne Says:

    go ahead, punk, make my day.

  77. Aly. Says:

    ‘Now, where did I put the other three?’

  78. Holly Says:

    Shreve, you can borrow my apostrophe! Actually, I would gladly give the damn computer, as this is one of those days, when I could gladly heave it out the window.

    venison on the hoof!

    I`ll eat it when I`m ready….so back off!

  79. nancy Says:

    http://www.cowboyway.com/Clips/IThinkYoureBluffin.wav
    “I think your bluffin”
    john wayne in The man who shot liberty valance

  80. Kathleen Says:

    ‘Footing the Bill’

  81. Dave Robatcek Says:

    Okay, draw on 3…

  82. Kathleen Says:

    Cloven Hoof, Lucky Rover

  83. Susie Says:

    “En Garde”

  84. Heather L Says:

    Zero Tolerance Zone!

  85. Kathleen Says:

    Get your own!

  86. Heather L Says:

    “Make no Bones about it!…It’s Mine!”

    or

    Warning!!! Back Away from the Hoof!!!

    0r

    Have a Nice Day…Don’t Start off on the Wrong Foot!

  87. Kathleen Says:

    “Oh, give me a bone,
    where the buffalo roam,
    where the deer and the
    3-legged elk play…”

  88. Keri Says:

    Idlewild

    It ‘ain’t Big Enough for the Both of Us

    Try Me

    Love is Red Mud and a Heart Hoof

    Don’t Try to Trick the Trickster

    The Bone of Contention

    I got a Bone to Pick with You

  89. Janice Says:

    Sunset, edge of town, just you and me

  90. Pam Says:

    Spaghetti Western-Elk

  91. Cheryl Says:

    Be Still My Heart …

    Don’t Come a Step Closer..

    Its Mine, Mine, All Mine,

    Only Coyotes Eat Elf,

  92. Heather L Says:

    Toe the Line

    Go Toe to Toe

    Charlie has a Leg Up on Everyone Else

    Charlie puts his Best Foot Forward

  93. Sandy Says:

    “Wow! Who knew an elk could run that fast with just three legs?”

  94. E.Jolie Says:

    Charlie”s Sundial Says About Noon

  95. Melinda Says:

    “you take my leg, I’ll take yours”

  96. Martha Says:

    You come one step closer to my elk leg and it’s “curtains” for you!

  97. Karen O. Says:

    I know what you’re thinking. “Did he have one elk leg or two?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Genuine Wyoming Elk Leg, the most delicious elk leg in the world, and would blow your taste buds clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

    (longest title… EVER.)

  98. Jonathan Says:

    Seriously Legalicious

  99. jessie Says:

    Go ahead, make my day.

  100. Felyne Says:

    “Young fella, if you’re lookin’ for trouble I’ll accommodate ya.”

  101. Sandy G. Says:

    “Who Dat?”

  102. Linda Says:

    Give me a reason. I BEG YOU. (from Harry Potter – the Half Blood Prince)

  103. Julie Says:

    WHO DAT…looking at my elk leg???

  104. Rhonda Palmer Says:

    Yah punk, as a matter of fact I do feel lucky….

  105. V Says:

    Thousand Yard Stare.

    An elk leg for Sister Sarah.

  106. lynn Says:

    Coyote Legos

  107. Cat Says:

    The Good King of Elf Leg Mountain

  108. Amy Says:

    Brown Noser for an Elk Leg

  109. Terran Says:

    “You talkin’ to *me*?”

    “There’s a new sheriff in town. And this one doesn’t take kindly to elf leg thieves.”

  110. Sam Says:

    One leg is better than nothing

  111. Bruce Says:

    High Plains Elf Leg

  112. Ann Marie Says:

    King of His Hill

  113. Jenny C Says:

    Supreme Confidence

    Oh Shreve, this is a beautiful picture of Charlie – so elegant, gorgeous colors, the picture of health!

  114. Penny Says:

    Still Life with Coyote and elk leg

  115. bonnie Says:

    Make My Day.

    You, And Whose Army?

    I Double Dog Dare Ya!

  116. b Says:

    Elf by Elfwest.

    (what can I say? it just popped into my head)

  117. Mary Says:

    You`ve got to ask yourself one question: `Do I feel lucky?` Well, do ya punk?

  118. Mary Says:

    Step back slowly and nobody gets hurt.

  119. Isobel Says:

    Elf Devining

  120. Barbara Says:

    Try me!

  121. Katie Says:

    This elf-leg ain’t big enough for the both of us …

  122. Bruce Says:

    One down…three to go

  123. Heather L Says:

    Approach With Caution

  124. Kevin Says:

    Return of the Elf King

  125. Mamba1-0 Says:

    Yeah, pilgrim. It’s an elf leg. MY elf leg!

  126. Teresa Says:

    Butch Cassidy’s sidekick Sundance Charlie

  127. Beth Says:

    To the Charlie go the spoils!

  128. Mary Says:

    “Ya feel lucky?…Punk!”

  129. Trisha Says:

    Charlie’s 1000 yard stare scares off anyone thinking of even looking at his elk leg!

  130. Trisha Says:

    Charlie braces himself for the quick snatch (draw) for the elk leg!

  131. D'Ann Says:

    “burp”

  132. HeyCook Says:

    “Where’s the rest of it?”

  133. Bess Says:

    Who wants to play spin the elf leg?

  134. Mary Says:

    You do and it’ll be the biggest mistake you ever made you Texas brushpopper!

    If you’re lookin’ for trouble I’ll accommodate ya.

  135. katie Says:

    I double dog dare you to steal my elf

    elf down at high noon

    Thievery is punishable by gnawing

    CSI: Charlie’s stomach’s imbued

    Gorge in a gorge

  136. Anonymous Says:

    Leg me see!

    Make one comment about the red clay on my nose and you’ll end up just like this elk!

    Not one word about the clown nose or you’ll be my next dinner!

    Just a leg?

  137. Jayne Z Says:

    The above anonymous “leg me see” comment is mine! It must have been the computer’s fault!

  138. Patty Says:

    If this is what they mean by the saying “Having two left feet.” I’ll take it!

  139. tracy bessire Says:

    Butte Leg…

  140. tracy bessire Says:

    vs… Boot Leg

  141. Trebor Says:

    Hmmm…nice drumstick, now if i could just find the breast and the thigh.

    Butteeful Snackin

    Is the leg at hand worth two in the bush?

  142. Cosmo Cat Says:

    Chowdown at the elk leg corral

  143. EQPatrol Says:

    This ain’t no DISNEY film, you know!

  144. cfritz Says:

    Lawrence Elk

  145. Michelle Says:

    “Over my dead elk leg.”

    “I am Coyote, hear me howl.”

  146. Liz Says:

    Clint Elkwood

    OR

    Getting a leg up

  147. Sara Says:

    I gnaw, therefore I am.

  148. Bruce Says:

    “Hey…All I got was the drumstick……….who took the breast, back & thigh?”

  149. Betsy Says:

    Coyote Shaman a.k.a. the “Coyaman”

  150. dru Says:

    Follow the arrow

  151. D'Ann Says:

    Charlie on the trail of the three legged elk!

  152. Angie Says:

    “Elf Leg” Draw at Noon

    or, of course, Elk Leg Draw at Noon

    (ps I LOVE how the top of his nose is the same color as the mountains!!)

  153. D'Ann Says:

    Staremaster

  154. i-ching Says:

    Possession is nine-tenths of my jaw

    Coyote Stance

  155. BeverlyC Says:

    So all I said was “An elk leg for your thoughts”!

  156. Jay Says:

    Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. And they will also distract you with their cunning and delicious legs.


    Tolkein. Heh. :3 Hope you guys are all well! It’s mid winter so maybe it’ll continue to warm up =D!

  157. Paul Anderson Says:

    Theme from The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

  158. Nancy Peacock Says:

    “Hoof In Mouth”

  159. Karen Hanson Says:

    “I’m ready for my close-up”, Ms. Stockton.

  160. Barbie Says:

    “One more step?” “My instinct kicks in”

  161. Jane Says:

    Wow Santa brought me an elf leg!

  162. Karen Hanson Says:

    Hmm.. That must have been a big ” ELF “

  163. Eija Says:

    All the good variations of Western movie titles and quotes seem to have been taken, but since we cannot avoid seeing them in this photo of Charlie’s alert stance for defense of his “beloved” leg, I will add my “thoughts” anyhow”

    High Noon in Ten Sleep

    “Dare me”

    “Cut…CUT!!

  164. Katie Says:

    “You feelin’ lucky punk?”

    And in my experience, I’ve just always either a) restarted the whole computer or b) unplugged all the accessories and reconnected them. I’m in no way a computer expert, but it my layman ways it’s generally worked. Ha.

  165. Patty Says:

    you betcha it’s mine, all mine

  166. Barbara Says:

    I’ll see your leg and raise you one.

  167. Caroline Says:

    “back away from the bone pilgrim!”

  168. Spike Says:

    I don’t have a caption, but just read your book and would like a picture of Mike!!

  169. Liza Lundell Says:

    MINE

  170. Robyn B. Says:

    When she turns around to see what I’m looking at jump on her and give her a big kiss on the cheek.

  171. Mickey Says:

    My parents went hunting and all I got was this elf leg.

  172. mk ray Says:

    bury my wounded knee in heart colored clay

  173. carolh Says:

    Loose, footloose
    Kick off your Sunday shoes
    Please, Louise
    Pull me offa my knees
    Jack, get back
    C’mon before we crack
    Lose your blues
    Everybody cut footloose

    or

    Hoofin it!

  174. Littlebobina Says:

    Charlie’s Last Stand

  175. Lydia G Says:

    Take it….I Dare You!

  176. Sophie Says:

    “Blondie!”

    or the PG-rated version:

    “Blondie… You Bastard!”

    (From “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly,” of course!)

  177. Nancy Says:

    The gauntlet has been thrown, the challenge issued.

    One toe over the line

    laying down the gauntlet

  178. Nancy Latimer Says:

    The Bone of Contentment

  179. K.K. Says:

    Please forgive me if any of these are duplications from above, I don’t have time to read every above comment!

    Keep Moving – Nothing To Look At Here

    Try Me

    Run. Don’t Walk.

    Don’t Even Think About It

    No, You Can’t Have Any

    I Dare You

    Don’t Make Me Elf You

    Does It Look Like I’m Kidding?

  180. moondoggie Says:

    Standing His Ground

  181. Yvonne Says:

    Charlie thought bubble as he seeks the horizon for potential danger “I have the element of surprise. What does Elfless have?”

  182. karen hanson Says:

    Dr. Coy Ote’ looked at the surgeon, and said, ‘I think we cut off the wrong leg’.

  183. Derrick Says:

    It’s not an elf leg because…

    ‘Charlie the Coyote knows Reindeer’

  184. Julia Says:

    Master of his domain.

  185. BethR Says:

    Hoofin’ it.

  186. Astro-horse Says:

    Leg Lust

    This land is your land, this leg is my leg!

  187. BethR Says:

    Charlie on the hoof.

  188. BethR Says:

    Going out on a limb.

  189. Janet Fate Says:

    Give me a leg up!

  190. Eileen Says:

    Go Ahead… I Dare You!

  191. Cynthia Says:

    Do it, and I will go all Dexter on you.

  192. Tina Says:

    He’s got legs, he knows how to use them.

  193. Annemiek Says:

    How the West Was Won… one leg at a time.

  194. erika Says:

    Could you please please consider a random drawing for those of use who are creative caption challenged?

  195. WendyAA Says:

    “I think if I can attach this extra leg coming right out of my front kinda like this, I will be able to run faster!”

  196. Cary Says:

    “The truth? You wouldn’t believe me if I told you……”

  197. Jeska Says:

    McLint’hock’!

    The Good, the Bad, and the Elf-ly.

    More Dead than Alive (for the Elk, that is!)

    True Grit.

    Go ahead, make my day!

  198. Rhedrose Says:

    Legged and Dangerous!

  199. mlaiuppa Says:

    Looking for an elk called “Lucky”.

  200. Rhedrose Says:

    Basic Instinct

  201. Suzy Says:

    A Stare to Scare

  202. Debi Says:

    What are you pointing at??! :)

  203. Suzy Says:

    The eyes have it

  204. Angela Says:

    A Bone of Contention

  205. Nikki Says:

    There Will Be Hooves

    I elked the sherriff, but I did not elk the deputy.

    A Western Leg-end

  206. phowwy Says:

    Charlie reconsiders his opposition to nose camouflage

  207. Cathy Says:

    Don’t even think about it!

  208. sue Says:

    Come on Chloe, shake a leg, we have places to explore.

  209. Tess Says:

    Charlies determines his legacy

  210. Tess Says:

    Uh…make that one Charlie

  211. ln Says:

    “High Noon” redux

  212. Kim Driscoll Says:

    And Yours Shall Be Mine Also.

  213. Fred Says:

    Classic

  214. Trude Says:

    Show off my favorite toy.

  215. Ellen Says:

    Touch this leg and I’ll rearrange YOUR keyboard

  216. D'Ann Says:

    Leg Lust

  217. D'Ann Says:

    Hard to tell if it is High Noon with only one elf leg…

  218. guadalupe Says:

    Yes, I said mine!

  219. D'Ann Says:

    Share is not part of my vocabulary at the moment…

  220. Anonymous Says:

    Are you feeling lucky punk? Well, are ya’?

  221. Margini Says:

    sorry, that previous one was from me, I forgot to put my name in there!

  222. D'Ann Says:

    Splendor in the Prairie Grass

  223. D'Ann Says:

    So many elf legs, so little time

  224. Amy Says:

    “No, this is just the arm. It’ll cost the leg too.”

  225. alicia boudreau Says:

    Bad to the Bone

  226. D'Ann Says:

    To the marrow of my soul

  227. Skeeter Says:

    Gee, with all of those suggestions there is waayyyyyyy too much competition! I enjoy the pictures!

  228. Creekhiker Says:

    Charlie, quick on the draw.

  229. Daniel Says:

    The Leg-end of Charlie.

  230. Kerri Murphy Says:

    Dirty Charlie said,

    “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

    or

    “Quit pullin’ my leg!”

  231. Pat Says:

    Why don’t you try it and see what happens…….

  232. Chelsey Says:

    Quick Draw McPaw!

  233. Patricia Says:

    Sure-footed.

  234. Lana Says:

    Nowhere else I’d rather be

    or

    The Perfect Day

  235. Therese Says:

    I’m your huckleberry.

  236. Leffe Says:

    Charlie’s Elk Leg Take-away — now with free delivery!

  237. margaret Says:

    I dare you to try to take it!

  238. Susan Says:

    Elk leg up…

  239. Roxanne Says:

    Ahhh, I wish I was more creative! I just finished reading the “Lonesome Dove” series. I look at this and I can hear that opening bar of music to the old Westerns, four sun strained eyes concentrating, hands tense by holsters and Charlie…ready for the draw…*LOL*

  240. Shari Says:

    One leg down….three to go!

  241. judiann Says:

    …putting his best foot forward…
    or,
    …doesn’t everyone need a spare?….

  242. Janel Says:

    A Light Snack

    Your photos are so artfully fantastic!

  243. Bon Says:

    NEXT!!!

  244. E.Jolie Says:

    ” Elk Leg Charlie” of the Famous Wyoming ” Farmily Gang “

  245. patty Says:

    Having a leg up on the situation.

  246. Barbara Cannas Says:

    There’s a peg-leg elk out there somewhere..

  247. Farmer John Says:

    Don’t Even Think of it !!

  248. Farmer John Says:

    Mine !!!!

  249. Beth aka EweMama Says:

    I couldn’t stop laughing at the already entered captions, especially b’s entry, “Elf by Elfwest. ” Followed by “burp” – I didn’t see who entered that one.

    The only things that entered my old brain were:
    “It’s MY Elf Leg – Run Away, Run Away!”
    OR
    “If You Try To Take This, ‘Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid!’”

  250. Beth aka EweMama Says:

    Oh, I forgot – don’t know if anyone posted these:

    “Who’s Afraid Of A Three-Legged Elk?”

    “Somewhere Out There … is a Tri-Cornered Elk”

    “I’m Starting At The Elk End – The Beginning Is Out There”

    “Rear-Ended Again”

    “One Elf Leg For Coyote Kind”

  251. jb Says:

    To gnaw or not to gnaw……that is the question!

  252. Darlene Says:

    “Oh What a Beautiful Morning”

  253. Jaime Says:

    Back off my boney buster!

  254. Mark Says:

    hmm – there must be a 3 legged elk running around. That should make him easy to catch!

  255. Theresa Szpila Says:

    CSI: Coyote – Follow the hoof. The rest of the elk is out there somewhere.

  256. Alex Says:

    You think you’re fast – well just try me!

  257. Eija Says:

    Action!….Cut!…..Print!

    Quick Draw Charlie.

  258. D'Ann Says:

    Leg Lear

  259. Mimi Says:

    Trick or Treat?

  260. A Says:

    So, is your keyboard back to normal now? :)

  261. shreve Says:

    A ~ Nope. It was determined by a high priestesses at Mac that my keyboard is, indeed, possessed. But a new keyboard is is on it:s way!

  262. A Says:

    Oh dears! Good luck with the new one in that case. :)

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